- It’s expensive.
- The locals are amazing.
- You will become addicted to Papaya.
- There are only two seasons here, wet and dry.
- Everybody speaks English.
- Trits are the best ice cream in the world.
- You don’t need a car to live here.
- The bus system is amazing.
- If you do have a car, you will pay a TON for repairs.
- Many of the expats are functioning alcoholics.
- Just because you drink 7 times a week does not make you an alcoholic.
- If you’re reading this and living in Costa Rica and wondering if you’re an alcoholic, yes, you are.
- The sunsets here are better than anywhere in the world.
- The only time that matters is happy hour.
- You can find your friends based on their favorite bar.
- The honeymoon period with Costa Rica lasts approximately 6 weeks.
- After this time you will begin to say Pura Vida as if it were the F bomb.
- If you can make it past the 1 year mark living in Costa Rica you’re good for another 8 at least.
- Pipas are 500 colones for locals. Pay any more and you’re getting ripped off.
- You’re not really an established expat until you have your own pipa guy.
- Imperial Silver is a copy of Corona, just cheaper.
- Guaro is dangerous.
- Nobody really knows the exact meaning of Pura Vida
- Pura Vida is a band aid word. You use it to fix things that don’t work in Costa Rica.
- Ticos are never on time.
- Gringo is not actually a bad word, it’s a term of endearment.
- Even if you’re not from the United States, you’re still a Gringo.
- Tip is always included.
- Service is slow here. (See #28)
- The roads aren’t actually that bad.
- The drivers are bad.
- Sloths are awesome.
- Howler Monkeys can become annoying if you live close to them.
- Iguanas are the cat sized lizards you see running around.
- The skinniest cows live in Costa Rica.
- If you don’t own a dog you will be in the minority.
- The Monteverde “Cloud Forest” is just a clever marketing term for fog.
- The hot springs in Arenal are worth the visit.
- San Jose is the armpit of Costa Rica (Except for Plaza Escazu)
- There are more Canadians living here than in Canada.
- The bills here look like Monopoly money.
- The coins look like Pirate treasure.
- Nobody has change, so don’t expect your $20 to get broken.
- It really is the happiest place on earth.
- Pura Vida
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