Why surf instructors make the best boyfriends
I’m going to be honest with you and assume that you have already deduced from the title of this article that anything I list is probably total bullshit. Hmm, why Surf Instructors make the best boyfriends, let’s see…reason number 1. They’re not. Duh. The terms “Surf Instructor” and “Good Boyfriend/Girlfriend” would take second for 2017’s award for “Most Messed Up Word Combo,” runner-up to “Donald Trump” and “POTUS”. Even if you want to date a surfer, you probably chose to…