It’s tough to beat a good Trits on a hot day in Costa Rica, but Clos boxed wine might have it beat. Many girls come to Costa Rica and find love, for everybody else, there’s Clos.
Without further ado, the 9 reasons why Clos is better than a boyfriend.
1. Clos does not judge you
Clos is always at your side saying, “Have one more glass! You deserve it.”
2. You can have more than one Clos
White and Red, why discriminate when you can have the best of both worlds.
3. When you get tired of Clos, you can put it away
…and Clos won’t even complain about it.
4. Clos tastes a lot better in your mouth
5. Clos will never leave you
In fact, Clos helps you deal with your emotions.
6. All your friends will love Clos
If somebody doesn’t like Clos, they probably shouldn’t be your friend.
7. You don’t have to dress up and do your hair to go on a date with Clos
Technically Clos is blind, but that’s beside the point.
8. Clos gives you more confidence
And that’s something everybody could use 3 glasses of!
9. Buying a box of Clos is cheaper than going dutch
Which helps you get even more Clos!