6 signs that you need a Costa Rican vacation immediately

1. Your skin is the color of mayonnaise

Face it! Your pastier than a bottle of white out. You work hard and IT SHOWS. The fluorescent lighting in your office should be changed out for some Costa Rican sunshine!

2. Your idea of Latin cuisine is Taco Bell

Doritos Locos do not count as Mexican food. You need a break from the drive in. Costa Rica has some of the most amazing food in the world.

3. The only time you go outside is to play Pokemon Go

You really need to get a breath of fresh air. Costa Rica is home to some of the most amazing nature you’ve ever seen. Monkeys, iguanas, sea life. This country has it all.

4. You just got your tax refund

Don’t be stupid and blow that cash on a new purse you’re going to give away in 2 years anyway. Buy a plane ticket now and make the trip. It’s cheaper than you think.

5. You have no friends

You’re a weirdo, nobody likes you, and you smell. Guess what? Costa Rica is visited by people from all over the world. There’s somebody down here that’s bound to like you.

6. Your Instagram photos get no likes

Doggy filter getting no love? How about you in front of a beautiful sunset? For sure to get some street credit on the Insta and mucho likes.

If you have any other signs that you need a Costa Rican vacation put them in the comments below.

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