OOHHHHHHHH CAAAAAAAAANADAAAA!!!!

The friendly neighbor to the north, where everybody rides a moose and drinks maple syrup for breakfast.

Well, almost.

Canada is an amazing country (Lake Louise, Whistler, Vancouver, etc…) but it can’t beat Costa Rica.

Here are the 6 reasons why Costa Rica is better than Canada.

1. No snow

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Every home in Costa Rica comes with free snow removal for life.

2. No accents

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Sorry, Eh!? The Tico Spanish is one of the most pure forms of Spanish in the world. So easy to understand.

3. No wetsuit required to surf

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Yes, there’s surf in Canada, but who wants to put on a man-made blubber suit to enjoy the water?

4. Cheaper

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Canada is not the cheapest place to live and travel, plus you only need a tank top and swim trucks if you’re visiting Costa Rica!

5. No Military

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Canada spends over $18 billion a year on the military. Costa Rica has NO military.

6. No Hockey

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I once went to a fight and a hockey game broke out. Here in Costa Rica, it’s only Football 24/7

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